if I become the President of Nigeria.... my 12 point agenda would be as follows: 1. I am going to make sure any guy or girl who break each other heart's spends 20 years in jail 2. No man is entitled to more than one wife 3. Any guy without 6 packs or any girl without figure 8 will have to relocate 4. No work on Mondays 5. You must not have more than 4 kids 6. If you are married and not paying attention to your wife, you will be jailed 7. Every woman or man cheating will be kept in the zoo for 2 months 8. No s3x until u seek permission from your local government chairman and it is once per month 9. Every boy must register her girlfriend in the ministry of women affairs, which means one boy one girl,if u want to re-register a new girl you will publish it on 4 different newspapers 10. Any girl who is not married till 35 yrs will be taken to chibok for the exchange of our girls 11. Any man of 40 yrs that is still single will receive a free wife from the Federal government 12. Every marriage certificate will have expiring date and will be renewed promptly when expired THE QUESTION IS ...... WILL YOU VOTE FOR ME???????