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Discussion in 'Jokes' started by rebeccagold, Oct 18, 2017.

  1. rebeccagold

    rebeccagoldNewbie

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    if I become the President of Nigeria....
    my 12 point agenda would be as follows:
    1. I am going to make sure any guy or girl who break each
    other heart's spends 20 years in jail
    2. No man is entitled to more than one wife
    3. Any guy without 6 packs or any girl without figure 8 will
    have to relocate
    4. No work on Mondays
    5. You must not have more than 4 kids
    6. If you are married and not paying attention to your wife,
    you will be jailed
    7. Every woman or man cheating will be kept in the zoo for 2
    months
    8. No s3x until u seek permission from your local
    government chairman and it is once per month
    9. Every boy must register her girlfriend in the ministry of
    women affairs, which means one boy one girl,if u want to
    re-register a new girl you will publish it on 4 different
    newspapers
    10. Any girl who is not married till 35 yrs will be taken to
    chibok for the exchange of our girls
    11. Any man of 40 yrs that is still single will receive a free
    wife from the Federal government
    12. Every marriage certificate will have expiring date and
    will be renewed promptly when expired
    THE QUESTION IS ......
    WILL YOU VOTE FOR ME???????
     
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  2. Phiwe

    PhiweEnthusiast

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    Lol!!!! really the Nigerians should consider this
     
  3. mohdupe01

    mohdupe01Amateur

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    You won't even get any party ticket not to talk of contesting.
     
  4. sexymama

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  5. abdulmalikbashir

    abdulmalikbashirNewbie

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    yeah iwill suport you
     
  6. remidee

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    Maybe this number 8 should be written this way...
    8. No s3x until u seek permission from your local
    government chairman and the chairman must be a witness on your first s3x day to be sure you both can perform well. The chairman will give example to the guy before the round begins.
     
  7. Osazkid

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    Lol...If you rig the election, good for you! but if not, I go spoil show for you :p :p
     
  8. Rocket

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    Never, haha we don't want Military Regime...
     

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